Media gun

Yesterday I got hit with the Oscar media gun. A group of us had a chocolate covered strawberries and cheese affair in the soon-to-be-non-existent Fort Awesome. My friends who live there had one last get-together and now it turns out that they are getting kicked out of their house tomorrow. Tomorrow! These means I get the cats sooner than expected, which means Audrey has to leave my place because she has terrible allergies. Damn. guilt guilt guilt. I know there's other places she can stay but it's really too bad. Too bad for the Ardents! Too bad for Audrey! Not really all that bad for me. I'm glad I went and got one last look at their place. Joe had shaved off his goatee and was looking very nubile (I'm pretty sure this isn't the word I'm looking for. Does someone know what is?). Kris was wearing that glittery fake face stuff and a tiara. Even Francisco had a tie on. Oh my gosh, what's a girl to do, I was so underdressed! Running around trying to cook something and then making several transportation errors on the way there, compounded with waaayyyy too much rain to be fashionable made me start dissintegrating as soon as Francisco picked me up from the BART station. Fortunately he saved the day (again) and then Kris gave me free access to all of her makeup so the day was not shitty! yay! Reintegration was not only possible, but likely.

I think I'm letting my fake job get to me way too much lately. I thought I was gonna lose my mind Friday when the receptionist called in sick and everyone decided I was the office go-to girl. the time to quit is approaching faster than I would have hoped. shit. Should I keep working until August so that I have money for New Zealand? Or should I try to find something I like now and then only work for them for a few months? How can I make money without committing to something long-term? I really need something that pays at least $600 per week.

What am I doing? why are certain areas of my life improving so much while others are increasing in suckage? why why why why wuh wuh wuh wuh wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu bowng chikka bow-wow -- nananana.

Time to make a list:

Set up pad for cats

Study for Italian midterm

Make all sorts of doctor appts because it's getting ridiculous.

Apply for CA driver's license, because that is ALSO ridiculous.

Redeem yoga and massage gift certificates soon, because we all need some fun stuff on our lists.

Get sheet music to a really hard song, just to prove that I still got it.

See Transamerica and Crash, because the Oscars told me to (cue in spiral hypnotized eyes)

Save money to facilitate quitting job sooner (cue in dollar sign scrooge mcduck eyes)

Waht are we dnoig hree aaynwy? Wath's it all aoubt? Saty tenud.