Psych!

I googled the number that the talent scout call came from and found this page as the first google hit. It was totally Ari! Clever guy, holding his nose to change his voice. He wanted to know if a certain someone was back in town because for some reason this guy hooks up with everyone around me. I am the only overgrown tuft of grass in this lady field he has mowed. I look around and a giant circle of nude ladies has fallen down around me.

Soooo naked!

I gave him the necessary info to shield his penis from the harsh elements of NOT-VAGINA for another day because I am really concerned about that sort of thing. About ready to start my own Walk-for-a-Cure to be honest.