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5.16.2006

Tai Chi......is.......awesome!

I felt a minor migraine starting last night before class but I went anyway because it wasn't that bad yet. At first I was kicking myself for going, but 20 minutes into it I realized the headache was totally gone. That never happens! 20 minutes after that, I felt my concentration intensifying. It was like, wahhhhhh. (I wish you could see the silly face I'm making now, it's totally hardcore.)
I've never done any "new age" healthcare before. Never taken a yoga class (unless Christopher on the playa counts, but that was before he started his bikhram teacher training), had my reiki (sp?) aligned (?), gone to acupuncture, had herbal-fake medicine-dietary therapy shtuff before, colon cleansing, etc, but I might start buying into a lot more alternative ventures after this class last night. I know it's only been 4 classes, but I can really feel what my teacher's talking about. The energy flow, the concentration. I'm gonna dive in and buy into the whole thing. We shall see we shall see won't we. I've gotta start looking at the big picture with my health. It's always been, take it as it comes, figure out how to solve a problem once it's already started happening, but I'm thinking...right now.....obliteration of future problems. No more headaches! Let's take a stand against them now, while we don't have a headache! Why wait until you're miserable to complain and make a weak-ass attempt at fixing it?

Ok, health stuff aside, I think it's time to eat a second donut. I'm creating that baby toy (the one with all the primary colored plastic donuts that stack up) in my stomach. So that I can go oh oh oh oh (wouldn't it be weird if we shat in donut shapes? Like if all the unused dietary matter traveled along the outside of our intestines rather than the inside? There would be a whole new type of disgusting tv character (like mr. hanky (look, stacked parentheses!)) that gets mistakenly dunked in coffee by the groggy tv dad in the morning on his way to work and then he doesn't even notice he's eating a turd.).

1 Comments:

At 08:33, Blogger Kris Ardent said...

Be careful to eat the donuts in the right order. The red donut goes on the bottom, yo.

 

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