Can't even muster enough to poo

My shirt is very see-through today, I think I've washed it too much. I must be getting lazy because I can't seem to care. Today is a great day! I'm sorry you can't see my shirtness, you would be pleased.

Everything has suddenly become easy again. People are being very nice to me. Why would you ever do that man? I'm basking in the glow of a minimalist weekend. The last 2 weekends I've gone all out, brought out shitloads of food and clothing and alcohol. This weekend I will bring almost nothing. Maybe some fruit and some delicious Lucca's potato salad - oil-soaked-veggies - prosciutto - aaaaaaarrlllllgggggghhhhhh can't speak, mouth rapidly filling with saliva.

I've moved on to another comic series, Akira. Spider Jerusalem was a super compelling character. I just liked him ya know? And the future Transmetropolitan created was compelling, creative, vibrant. Akira is more like a movie. Fast and loud and fun. I read it at top speed and there's lots of motion and plot and noise. I think this is the month of comics. So I declare it, and so it will be.

I think The Sneak is seriously in love with me. You should see the way she looks at me. Large eyes digging deep into mine. Somehow she gets all soft and needy when I enter the room. I've never had this with a cat before. There was always someone else, human or animal, more important to them than me. Or maybe no one was that important to them. But yeah, this is a special thing we have here, I hate to leave her for her last 2 weeks in the country, I think it will be traumatic. I guess no less dramatic than having your boyfriend run away to the Moultrie cat commune or having your parents go to New Zealand without telling you. Tough life man. Anyway, I finally washed my sheets and she looked quite satisfied about the Downy change.

I am horny for tomorrow.
Hmmm, maybe I'm just really horny. Apparently I'm allowed to do whatever I want with other women, but guys are off limits. Bring me the babes! Some beer first, I'm shy.