Migraine on my Calendar

Here's my horoscope for the week, from freewillastrology:

"As far as the astrological powers-that-be are concerned, you have permission to play hooky. Whether their authorization will carry any weight with your boss and the people who depend on you, I can't say. But the pure cosmic fact of the matter is that you should devote as much time as possible in the coming days to avoiding responsibility, following your whims, and indulging in sweet pleasures that in no way serve the values of the cold, cruel workaday world. It's time to wander out into a field of wildflowers and chase butterflies. Or something similar."

Is it a coincidence that Audrey's car got stolen and Philip then offered us a ride to the campout this weekend, with a caveat that we'll be leaving around noon on Friday? I THINK NOT. I've been sick and missed several days of work recently already, but who cares! The planets certainly don't.