Visa No!

I'm terrified I won't get a visa now because of stupid hospital bureaucracy. They filled out my chest x ray report incompletely, even though I sent it back to the doctor twice. By the time I caught the final errors it was 5 pm and the doctor was gone. So I did a little bit of terrible forgery. Shit. Why did I do that. And the whole fucking point was that he would see me in person and verify my identity, but the hospital wouldn't let me. I had to keep relaying messages to this poor girl. Shit shit shit. Well, if this iteration doesn't work out I suppose I can reapply once in New Zealand. It's an awful lot of money down the tubes though. And peace of mind.

Time for some Ulrich Schnauss to float away on. Clouds. Water. Time. Towers of terrible greatness. I'm falling and missing the ground.

If you say "shit" enough times it starts to sound pretty good. Does eating it have the same effect?