Monday:

A hazy fuzzy birthday. Last night at the park was great, thanks so much everyone for coming and covering yourself in stickers. I wore a new red dress and it was perfect. I can't remember a better birthday. It started drizzling for about 5 seconds, which made the return of the sun more thrilling. We're really living dangerously here folks! Hardcore. EXTREME!

There is a small girl running quietly around my office which makes me wish I had kept some of those stickers last night. Young boys, if you want to win a girl's heart, give her stickers, preferably textured or sparkly ones. She'll forget all those times you made fun of her (but maybe not the time you pulled down your pants in her backyard.)

Tonight Francisco is taking me to Crazy Horse for my "real" birthday. I'll try not to drink too much. Things were NOT GOOD when I first woke up today. I'm good now though, moving very slowly which is actually really lovely for my job. Nothing is boring when you channel a turtle. I'm getting paid for being a blurry hazy stone! Life is good.

I feel extra grateful to have friends who clean up after my parties, make sure my presents make it home, wear the ugly wig I bought, and take me out for late night Sunday drinking (not all done by the same friends).

Damn it, I left my coat in someone's car AGAIN! Last weekend I left it with Brenda + Taisuke. They brought it to the picnic, after which I promptly left it in Brett's car. I'm sorry coat! I miss you, let's get back together one last time! I won't hurt you baby, promise.