My how quickly we change

I wrote this on Tuesday:

Last night I had a dream that suddenly there were about 20 new pictures of me linked up on Facebook.

The worst part is, in my dream I felt really good about this.

I also had a dream that Kate was doing this big deal singing show from inside a soap bubble. She's never sung around me in real life. Probably because she didn't feel confident when surrounded by mine and Zoe's aggressive harmonising. Hell, if I had been a person other than one of the two of us, I probably would have screamed, Enough already with the harmonising in thirds! You people make every song sound the same!

It was a night of obvious dreaming. Sometimes when I go to bed before 10 this happens. It's really fun going to bed so early. I know I'll be getting tons of sleep, so I play games with myself to stay awake a little longer in order to prolong that state just before sleep. Some people really like the half awake sleep in the morning, but on that end of the night I usually like to leap up quickly (or still be completely asleep, in the case of migraines or hangover). But dang, being half-awake leisurely thinking about my day before I go to bed is heaven. People with sleeping problems probably think this sounds insane, but I'm a really good sleeper and usually fall asleep within 2 minutes, so it's a special occasion when that doesn't happen. I wasn't always this way. In high school and the first half of college I sometimes took forever to fall asleep, propped up on my ball of anxiety. Happy days when problems resolve themselves. I'm hoping my new cyst and skin tag do that. Don't you love knowing this stuff about me? Apparently cysts and skin tags (remember all those things that used to hang down in Dad's eye? Skin Tags) run in my family.

This morning I examined my armpit and...THE SKIN TAG WAS GONE. Without any sign of ever being there. Then I put two and two together and examined my bikini line, where another developing one used to be. I've had this painful inflammation down there all week that's making it slightly painful to walk. I thought it was just the worst zit in existence, but no: the skin tag down there is gone too. My body is like a wet dog shaking itself off, but instead of water flying everywhere there are tiny skin tags.

I just grossed myself out!