I didn't even try to make sense today.

I am thinking of a word
and it rhymes with gay
reads the same in both directions
and it's what the kiddies say.


yyyyaaaaaayyyyyyy



I'm glad it's raining. Drought be gone. The sidewalks kinda smell crappy when it first starts raining, but now that we're a few days into this moist slog of gravity and pressure systems, the streets smell clean-ish again. Let's hear a big meh for the neutral smells!

People are out partying tonight. It's friggin cold though, and I hear most of the girls called it quits on girls night by the time I got home from work, so I don't feel too bad missing out. I know there's a little ooontz going on, and I've never been to Shine before, but whatevs. Tomorrow is VDay and I'd like some breakfast in bed please! I'd like one of those cereal boxes with the prize in the bottom, but instead of being filled with cereal, it's filled with a breakfast I can actually stand behind. Like eggs. A box full of veggie omelet. Or how about a green smoothie, in a box. All seeping out from the creases. All nasty, and green, and in my bed.

Focus, lady! Jeez, your mind is all over the place tonight. Keep your eye on the prize. If you don't know what you're asking for, no one's ever gonna give it to you! And you're not even drunk! You stayed home and ate fish, remember?

Rainbow after midnight
Use your nose to find the end
She smells before she leaps
and can't say no to a friend

Leave your quarters on the table
Dance away, donate your chair
We don't know where this things going
but we're together
we're alive
As a team we're supersized!


Good night internets. I am caught in your web. The only thing that can cut me out now is societal collapse, or death. Brrrrr, it sure is cold tonight.