On the Long Island

I am here with the fam. It is satisfying. People don't really tell me what's going on over the phone, so it's good to see things close up. I'm missing Audrey's birthday party tonight - another birthday to make up! July is some serious birthday action.

Why did I log on here? I thought I had something to say. Zoe was pressuring me to blog even more, maybe because she needs it to get through her dull data entry days. Hi Zoe, look, instant gratification! You're sitting right there but I don't need to talk to you directly, or even indirectly via text/email. I will use something sufficiently remote and vaguely publicly humiliating. HAHAHAHA.

Today I visited Grandma and she gave me so many presents (a few of the knit arm-warmer variety!) I was a little embarrassed. She gave me some clothing money too. Yes, I am totally going to replace these falling-apart bras now. Also, I have ripped open the crotch of at least 2 pairs of pj pants recently (sadly, not for any exciting reason) and am looking forward to getting unbearably cute replacements. I am on LI, so I am going to shop shop shop damnit. And pretend to tan on the beach (secretly wearing my paranoid spf 50 whilst everyone else rolls around in non-functional spf 4 oil). And eat the ethnic foods LI does best. But first, I need to meet up with Dad on the LIRR and visit the other grandparents tomorrow. Maybe get a little evening NYC action in afterwards.

Puddin cut my hair right before I left home, and I am so pleased with it. I went swimming in chlorinated water earlier today, did nothing to it, and it STILL looks good. Somehow she really brought out the curl, and did a good fade with my growing-out bangs. That woman is amazing. I feel lucky to live with her.

Really, I feel lucky about everything. Things are going really well for me right now, and my hearts wants to reach out and squidgel the whole world to death. Vitamin D + bicycle + kisses = happiness. Get a good look, all you lovely lovely people out there.